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oh my god. I want these so badly right now…
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My cousin Is six.I was talking to him the other day and i said What do you want to be when you’re older?
He looked at me and went “A Unicorn”
And I was like “Why is that?”
“So I can stab people with my head”
I only have Samuel L. Jackson and the “Go The Fuck To Sleep” book to blame for this.
BAWWW LOOKIT CLINT AND HIS CHUBBY CHEEKS
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- police:
- THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me:
- not with that attitude
- ghost hunters:
- can you communicate with us
- *door creeks*
- ghost hunters:
- oh so your name is william
It’s only a matter of time.
I know these are joke posters
but they all look fucking awesome
hungry hungry hippos especially
it would star like Jeff Goldblum as some ex-military scientist who’s called out of retirement to help the General (Tommy Lee Jones) deal with a new super threat, the mutated giant hippos that are, and this is the catchphrase okay, “fucking hungry”. And there’s like Morgan Freeman as the President and Tyra Banks is the head of the fighter pilots who used to have a relationship with Goldblum and then she dies while on a mission to defeat the hippos as she’s eaten and that finally gives him the courage to admit that his genetic experiments back in the 70s led to this massive hippo pandemic. And the only way they manage to defeat the hippos is by getting Cher to sing and the Hippos, while soothed by her voice, are blown up by Captain Michael Bay while Christopher Walken (Goldblum’s father) regales him with anecdotes about mice to get him motivated.
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