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lokidindeed: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch: YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:20:48 -0400

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

finding-a-free-username-is-hard: When Yahoo try to get in with...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:49:46 -0400

finding-a-free-username-is-hard:

When Yahoo try to get in with the Tumblr Famous.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:55:49 -0400

potterpenguin: iheartguard: I laughed so hard. It’s so in...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:54:57 -0400

potterpenguin:

iheartguard:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

Gena… IT’S BACK

This was amazing. I snorted a little.

“ME!”

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:59:57 -0400

“ME!”

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:19:45 -0400

an-owls-eye: gay waterbending I will never not reblog this

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:01:08 -0400

an-owls-eye:

gay waterbending

I will never not reblog this

demifasulo: buttlid: cj-sewers: the-gingerdancer: faeiouck: ...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:27:13 -0400

demifasulo:

buttlid:

cj-sewers:

the-gingerdancer:

faeiouck:

MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT

LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN

JUST WATCH IT

what thE FUCK

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING I WANT TO DO THIS SHIT SHE’S LIKE A HUMAN RIBBON

Also the ladies huggin in the background when she finishes are so qt they’re so stoked for her!! n__n

crhIStdjsnka

That was the coolest thing I’ve ever watched.

jadecake: paledreamers: danosaur-and-phillion: activatewindows...

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:28:16 -0400

jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle